My Favorite Exercise Quotes And Funny Sayings

Favorite exercise quotes, sarcastic fitness saying, and exercise motivation. Enjoy!

These are some of my favorite exercise quotes and sayings. I love inspirational quotes, especially humorous ones. Here are a few of my favorites. If you don't already know, my name is Lynn and this is my workout routines review site.

One of the ways I keep myself motivated to exercise is by reading inspirational quotes.

Admittedly, the fitness quotes I enjoy the most are the funny ones that make me laugh inside and out.

"Laughter truly is good for soul" and it is "the best medicine" for a case of the workout blues.

So here goes, my favorite exercise quotes and saying by some of my most beloved comediens, celebrities, and everyday people like me...

Comedic Weight Loss Quote #1

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. -Rodney Dangerfield

Exercise Quote #2

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all." -Joey Adams

Motivational Workout Quote #3

"Do your best and forget the rest." -Tony Horton of P90X

Fitness Quote #4

"Fitness- if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body." -Cher

Motivational Quote #5

"You've got to say, I think if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it. It's called perseverance."-Lee Iacocca

Funny Diet Quote #6

"Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, 'You know, sometimes I just forget to eat.' Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat." -Unknown

Sarcastic Exercise Quote #7

"The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions." Unknown

Funny Diet Quote #8

"How can I go on a diet? The refrigerator is still full!" -unknown

Weight Loss Quote #9

"I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!"- Anonymous

Motivational Quote #10

"Do not be discouraged if your plans do not succeed the first time. No one learns to walk by taking only one step."-Catherine Pulsifer

Motivational Quote #11

Designer handbag- $300, Couture Little Black Dress- $90, Body Shaping Girdle to fit into the little black dress- $80. Being healthy, looking years younger, and not relying on any of those things to look fabulous- PRICELESS! -Lynn Davis

Motivational Quote #12

"You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be." -David Viscott

Funny Workout Quote #13

"I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. -Anthony Hopkins"

Funny Workout Quote #14

"You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice."- Gary Owens